I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)