Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)