I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)