I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)