To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)